Wouldn't have said it if I didn't want you remember it
[ he's a good guy! he was just... a cornered animal in the beginning. ]
Why does that not surprise me? I'll find the nastiest dive bar in Manhattan just for you but I am not letting you leave that joint with a Mr. Dr. Phil lookalike
shows up late w dunkin...
[ you know what, john, you're not so bad..... ]
wow what a gentleman
if you have to know i love disgusting decrepit dive bars where i might find a mr dr phil lookalike
i hope its a iced vanilla oat milk latte
[ he's a good guy! he was just... a cornered animal in the beginning. ]
Why does that not surprise me? I'll find the nastiest dive bar in Manhattan just for you but I am not letting you leave that joint with a Mr. Dr. Phil lookalike
it is and i got one for u
stop me????
[ she's leaving with that mr. dr. phil lookalike if it's the last thing she does!!! ]
my hero~
Are you going to take home a Dr. Phil lookalike because you want to fuck Dr. Phil or is it just to spite me?
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ew
i am not going to fuck mr dr phil dont be gross
[ but it would be just to spite him, yes. ]
i was just going to take him on a walk and talk to him as if it was actually dr phil
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What else am I supposed to think?
[ truly john has no idea what to make of yelena half the time. ]
That is such an oddly specific bit to do without anyone to witness it
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some people mug them
[ she used to be some people. ]
rude it is not a bit
maybe i just want to talk about things that no one can ever hear about
he could be my mobile confessional
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More than the robbing them but fine good point I guess
[ sometimes he forgets how fucked up his friends were... are. ]
Then go to therapy, don't talk to someone who just looks like a TV therapist